The Best Twitter Account of All Time
If you haven't heard of this guy already, you can thank me in the comments. @GhettoHikes is the Twitter account of some random dude who takes kids on nature walks and tweets what they say.
Slightly more specifically, his description says: "I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say. email: email@example.com USA http://www.ghettohikes.com"
So, without further ado, here are a few (of the many) hilarious tweets from GhettoHike's Twitter timeline:
Although it's not the only one to make me laugh out loud, this was a personal favorite: "Yo, how much you give me if I drink this puddle?" I want this man's life.
I do have to applaud him though for writing all of these down and also for spelling everything the way he does. If you read all of those tweets without eventually adapting a voice in your head of how some of these children sound, I don't believe you.
And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Posted a while ago